If self-praise is the worst disgrace, self-defamation must be of much grace.

In this segment, I present to you the many colourful faces of XS ala The Smoking Gun. So stop taking yourself so seriously for once and enjoy!

Exhibit A :
Fai looks like the most decent of the bunch but fret not, he has a long withstanding list of crimes. Fai is most known for smuggling endangered animals into the country but his specialty lies in poaching african terrapins. His smuggling escapades halted when the authorities caught him trying to smuggle "The Horny Turtle".

Exhibit B :
Don't be fooled by the gentle size of this man, Aiman. Aiman will sneaky sneaky on your ass and snatch your bags. He is actually a pioneering member of Ocean's 11. In fact, by his lonesome, he can do the job of 11 men. Due to the aerodynamic features of his hair, he is known as one of the fastest snatch thief wanted by the interpol.

Exhibit C :
Animal rapist. He was captured while trying to buy "The Horny Turtle" from Exhibit A. No further description needed.

Exhibit D :
Izaril is well-known as the Pirate of the Pornobean. His niche lies in archiving malay staircase quickies. He has suffered numerous arm injuries due to his strenuous and compulsive hand activities.
Exhibit E :
Naufal is a byproduct of excessive social networking. He stalks victims by super-poking them on Facebook. Young, but not so dangerous lah.

Exhibit F :
Cha is a long-time victim of Exhibit C. Due to his painful back-bending experiences, he has turned violent and is kept heavily sedated under Exhibit C's bed.

Exhibit G :
Illegal immigrant / Construction worker gone wild. Go home beat wife. Substance abuser. Everything also him lah.
Exhibit H :
Yus is a promiscuous primate from the descent of The Monkey God brought in exclusively by Exhibit A . He can turn your ass red just by staring at it. That in itself is a crime. He recently escaped from Mandai because Exhibit G was too drunk to put proper grills in his prison. Beware for he will Mas Selamat on your ass.